Geisha. Geis-hen. Get it?
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Anyway...

Mildred the hen went on to publish her memoirs under the collective title of 'Mildred Potter and the battery farms of Azkaban', which grew to have global recognition and spawned several movie and stage adaptations, including a delightful musical produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber with Stephen Fry as Mildred and Morgan Freeman as the street-wise sewer rat that helps her escape and, eventually, find true love in the form of John Travolta's heart warming Italian Rooster Ilhyandro. With Seth Green and Leslie Nielsen as the lackluster comic-relief police duo hired to track Mildred down, it's no suprise that President Obama described Mildred's story as "A tale of courage, love and talking animals to last the ages"
Unfortunately, Mildred had been killed and served up for a Sunday Dinner 5 months earlier, and never got a penny. Sucks to be her.

But yeah. This took me stupidly long to do, for saying it's like "Baby's first politically motivated flash drawn comic", but still, at least it's funny.
Well... at least it's got talking animals in. And that's what counts, right?

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Anyone else wanna go see 'Mildred Potter and the Battery Farm of Azkaban' now?